How to Pack a Lunch in 30 seconds

1. Grab last slice of cheese pizza out of fridge.
2. Listen to excited cheers of Miss Mads because today is a day she likes pizza.
3. Grab container, realize pizza is just a little too long. 
4. Decide cutting crusts of pizza is faster than finding a bigger box.
5. Listen to exited cheers of Miss Mads, because there is never a day she likes pizza crust.
6. Decide lunch needs something more in the spectrum of "healthy".
7. Grab carrots.
8. Hear complaints from Miss Mads because you dared to add something healthy.
9. Add yogurt and apple sauce. 

Epilogue: Discover that the only part of lunch that was returned was the three carrot sticks.